Chicken Hallucinations

There was a time that Willie was very ill and was taking copious amounts of OTC drugs, in hopes of avoiding the doctor’s office. Since he is one of those people who barely takes an aspirin, the drugs hit him pretty hard. He slept, but not without some vivid nightmares!

He informed me that he had a terrible night because in his dreams I was thoroughly ticked off and yelling at him because I wanted to know, “Why is that chicken wearing your pants?”

It’s never dull with that man, even when he’s asleep.