NOT Paranoia
Category: Logophiles
There is a word I plan to embrace this year: pronoia. It is the mental state characterized by the belief that ultimately everything happening to you is for your benefit.
Heaven and Hell
Category: Life Lessons
Somewhere along the way, I ran across a variation of this. It made me smile and made me think. “The fact that there’s a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated numbers.“
Guitar Gods
Category: Simplify
If you’re picturing Clapton, Beck, or Van Halen, think again. I’m not talking about guitar legends—I’m talking about the gods. And these particular deities recently answered a long-standing prayer of mine. Being married to a musician means there have always been guitar cases, foot pedals, and amps scattered throughout the house. Often, they were just stacked in a corner, one on top of the other. There were cases leaning against the dresser. Occasionally, one was
Have You Seen This One?
Category: Logophiles
Read the vowels in “Celine Dion” out loud. Yes, sometimes, I enjoy silly stuff.
An ADHD Memory
Category: ADHD
I skipped all the way home from school that day. Report cards had come out, and I was SO PROUD. We were overseas, so the school system did not have the traditional grades of A, B, C, etc. Instead, we had O for outstanding, S for satisfactory, and N for needs improvement. My entire report card was so full of O’s it was practically polka-dotted! I could tell my mother was pleased, but she didn’t say




